Posted 5 days ago

Happy birthday you sexy sexy man

Posted 5 days ago
creambekikipuff:

Happy Birthday, Benny!

creambekikipuff:

Happy Birthday, Benny!

Posted 1 week ago

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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(Source: moraniarty)

Posted 1 week ago
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Posted 1 week ago

boywhocriedwerewolf:

ohmycarveredlund:

nepeta-lives:

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years

Posted 1 week ago

taco-bell-rey:

when someone calls you “hun”

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Posted 1 week ago

cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

(Source: lolgifs.net)

Posted 1 week ago
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broternia:

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

(Source: parkermurdock)

Posted 1 week ago
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trait:

when you meet a canadian and start a conversation

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shalrath:

people with “and i probably hate you” in their description

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(Source: shalrath)

Posted 1 week ago

"Everybody wants to be a cat."

"Everybody wants to be a cat."

(Source: vintagegal)